Is this appropriate for a blog post?

Nothing ruins a nice soak in the jacuzzi 

like having to drill a hole in your toenail.  

Ask Porter.  

He and Abbie thought it would be nice to take a quick jacuzzi tonight before bed.  

But about 10 minutes into it, while doing a little leaf skimming, 

the skimmer pole got dropped (vertically?) onto Porter's toe.

Most of his toenail was purple in seconds, 

and after an hour of teeth chattering pain (yes, his teeth were chattering - poor thing),

we (dave) decided that a hole would need to be made in the toenail 

to relieve the pressure & throbbing

After we (sue) verified that Dave wasn't out of his mind (google told me)

dave tried touching his toenail with a hot paperclip 

(as had been done to him in a dr office)

unfortunately it didn't quite melt through

after more coaxing, porter decided to try the (tiny jeweler's) drill

(no idea why we have one. ask dave.)

and he practically did it all himself 

I was shocked at the force behind the release of blood

so was porter

but it wasn't long before the relief washed over his face

and he was ready for B.E.D.

(so was I)

skip the pix if you're already feeling nauseous

(abbie took them for me...she couldn't bear to go to bed

until it was resolved, she felt so bad for porter)

getting some mama love

fyi - see that yellow blow torch on the coffee table?

(ignore all the other clutter...)

yeah, that's what dave heated the paperclip with

uhhh, overkill much?